SEX OFFENDER, Humor During a Dark Time

Author:
—Allen Johnson Jr., Chairman and Founder

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Published on:
April 8, 2020

Returning from the market yesterday, we were surprised to see a sheriff’s patrol car parked alongside our house. It was a lady officer. As I walked to her car, she rolled down the window. She was grinning.

“What’s going on?” I asked her. In the interest of being polite, I won’t quote her, but basically here’s what had happened:

Our neighbors, just across the street owned a delightful, black labradoodle. Another neighbor, further down the street had a female dog. The labradoodle had escaped and very quickly formed a romantic alliance with the female dog.

Witnessing this, the other neighbor had called the police, hence the lady officer. It seems the labradoodle was a repeat offender.

“I hope this isn’t the start of a neighborhood crime wave.” I told my wife.

“No”, she said. “We are simply going to have to get used to living next door to a labradoodle sex offender!